Texas A&M Aggie Medical Terminology

Texas A&M "Aggies" are known for making Jokes about themselves.
Here are some of our Favorites!
Have Lot's of Fun reading them!

Artery: A place that sells fine paintings.
Barium: What you do when CPR fails.
Benign: What you are after you are eight.
Ceasarean Section: A district in Rome.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Dilate: To live longer.
Fester: Quicker.
GI Series: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than a daily rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Post-Operative: A letter carrier.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Tumor: An extra pair.
Varicose veins: Veins which are very near to one another.